{t: Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? }
{st: Marty Bloom, Ernest Breur, Billy Rose }

Kazoo intro:
[C] [F] [C] [G7] [C] [F] [C] [G7] [C]

Oh-[C] me, oh-[G7] my, oh-[C] you;
whatever [G7] shall I [C] do? [G7] [C7] [F]
[G7] Halle-[C]-lujah, the [G7] question is pe[C]-culiar
I'd give a [G7] lot of [C] dough,
If only [G7] I could [C] know [A7]
The [D7] answer to my question;
Is it yes or is it [G7] no?

Does your [C] chewing gum lose its flavor
On the [G7] bedpost overnight?
If your [F] mother says don't [G7] chew it
Do you [C] swallow it in [C7] spite?
Can you [F] catch it on your [G7] tonsils?
Can you [C] heave it left and [A7] right?
Does your [D7] chewing gum lose its flavour
On the [F] bedpost [G7] over[C] night?

Here [C] comes the [G7] blushing [C] bride
The [C] groom is [G7] by her [C] side
[F] Up [G7] to the [C] altar, as [G7] steady as [C] Gibraltar
Why, the [C] groom has [G7] got the [C] ring
And it's such a [G7] pretty [C] thing [A7]
But [D7] as he slips it on her finger,
The choir begins to [G7] sing:

Does your [C] chewing gum lose its flavor
On the [G7] bedpost overnight?
If your [F] mother says don't [G7] chew it
Do you [C] swallow it in [C7] spite?
Can you [F] catch it on your [G7] tonsils?
Can you [C] heave it left and [A7] right?
Does your [D7] chewing gum lose its flavor
On the [F] bedpost [G7] over[C] night?

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Kazoo: Oh-[C] me, oh-[G7] my, oh-[C] you;
whatever [G7] shall I [C] do? [G7] [C7] [F]
[G7] Halle-[C]-lujah, the [G7] question is pe[C]-culiar
I'd give a [G7] lot of [C] dough, [G7] [C7] [F]
[G7] If only [G7] I could [C] know [A7]
The [D7] answer to my question;
Is it yes or is it [G7] no?
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Now the [C] nation [G7] rise as [C] one
To [C] send their [G7] honored [C] sons
[F] Up [G7] to the [C] White House
Yes, the [G7] nation's only [C] White House
To [C] voice their [G7] discon-[C] tent
Un-[C] to the [G7] Pres-I-dent [A7]
To [D7] ask the burning question
What has [D7] swept this conti-[G7] nent:

Optional Dad Jokes, Spoken:
"How do you fix a broken pumpkin?"
"Use a pumpkin patch."

"And what kind of bug can always tell time?"
A clock-roach.

Does your [C] chewing gum lose its flavor
On the [G7] bedpost overnight?
If your [F] mother says don't chew it
Do you [C] swallow it in [C7] spite?
Can you [F] catch it on your [G7] tonsils?
Can you [C] heave it left and [F] right?
Does your [C] chewing gum lose its flavor
On the [F] bedpost [G7] over-[C] night? [A7]
On the [D7] bedpost [G7] over-[C] night? [F] [C]